Hayy… Maine Mendoza. Beauty and wit, rolled into one.

When she’s not making us fall in love on TV, Maine Mendoza is busy dishing out her own version of the school survival guide on Twitter.
We’re thinking these should be a staple in univs everywhere.
Pag talagang shy ka
Magdala ng megaphone? Hmm kalimutan mong mahina boses mo, tapos lakasan mo na para hindi ipaulit sayo yung sasabihin mo https://t.co/YZo5qrpRDU
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcm) June 13, 2018
When you really need to go
Jumebs ka sa upuan tapos sisihin mo siya hahahaha https://t.co/YRaAcTRNJ0
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcm) June 13, 2018
But Meng!
Wag mangopya 🙄 https://t.co/rOcN7nIWwg
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcm) June 13, 2018
Those unnecessary class intros
Bakit may pa-talent? PGT yata pinasukan mo gurl? https://t.co/2KyF4f3ywv
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcm) June 13, 2018
Pag ayaw mag recite
Wag pumasok? Charot. Matatawag at matatawag ka kaya siguraduhin mong nakikinig ka para di ka mapahiya sa klase. https://t.co/eFN6IL3zpu
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcm) June 13, 2018
How to introduce yourself
Shet kinakabahan din ako diyan. Mag cr ka nalang muna tapos.. balik ka nalang bukas? Charot. Basta magpakilala ka lang, wala ka naman choice eh. Simplehan mo lang huwag na masyado machika. https://t.co/EfztcMlXWc
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcm) June 13, 2018
Hi crush!
Shempre tignan mo muna kung cute ka. Kung hindi, wag mo na ilaban. Charot. Hello hello lang ganun. Pag di nagwork gayahin mo yung mga sa pelikula na natatalisod, daganan mo na agad kasi baka hindi ka saluhin. https://t.co/P4zRWKUrHC
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcm) June 13, 2018
Pero seryoso:
Random rainy day thought:
Nakakamiss mag-aral
— Maine Mendoza (@mainedcm) June 13, 2018























