Barely a few days after stanning Nadine Lustre as the President of the Philippines, Twitter seems to have moved on to bigger stuff, as it’s now amusingly hailing Sarah Geronimo as the Creator of the universe.
Twitter user @kimmillave even has a thread which tells a Sarah G themed ‘Story of Creation’ by referencing the pop star’s extensive discography - and it’s honestly pretty brilliant.
Madame Sarah Geronimus Mateo Galileo-Galilei: The One True Divine and Supreme Being, the Creator of the Universe and the Multiverses
A THREAD pic.twitter.com/F0XkykcJTG
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
In the beginning, there was nothing, but then…
It all started with her definition of the concept of time and space with Forever’s Not Enough. It disproved all other theories of infinity and eternity that came before her. This was the foundation of the Geronimonian Universe as we know it today.https://t.co/KTE9mZ01n1
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
She further proved the law of time and space with Hanggang Sa Dulo Ng Walang Hanggan, explaining that the universe is boundless. It was supported by Stephen Hawking through the Hawking-Harte state.https://t.co/DjxFlL45MF
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
People say, Sir Newton was the first person to understand the Laws of Motion. Contrary to popular belief, Madame Geronimus actually created the concept of free fall with Fallin’, which was used by Sir Newton as the foundation for his Three Laws of Motion.https://t.co/O4iylF5o9B
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
She then dreamt of the stars and how they’re aligning in her own universe, with Pangarap Na Bituin.https://t.co/e9xse1oJED
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
As great as she was, Her Almighty wasn’t always perfect
But of course a supreme being isn’t built without stumbling. Her first creation of the first set of stars wasn’t successful — they don’t shine as bright as she imagined them to, as explained in ‘Bituing Walang Ningning’.https://t.co/y7jI1Z5EKI
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
She was able to finish the creation of stars and constellations after 3 years of careful preparation. She spearheaded astronomy and astrology with ‘Tala’, after successfully completing the constellations.https://t.co/maQko84Hi0
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
But as we all know, she’s too fab to be put down
After 5 days, she then created the planets and started determining each specific identities. She also determined the vast space of the universe she created through a metric system as discussed in 'Kilometro'.https://t.co/T5i9qg2F1P
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
After the careful curation of planets, she now focused on her greatest creation, the Earth. She recounted the entire process through her song ‘You Mean The World To Me’https://t.co/vO0qOvjTj2
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
The concept of day and night came after with ‘Light Of A Million Mornings’https://t.co/XQDn6x9g8f
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
Soon after, she created the environment, the trees, the seas, the land, the living things as recounted in ‘Masdan Mo ang Kapaligiran’https://t.co/cRqO46HhLC
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
The process of oxygen cycle for living things was created next with ‘Ibulong Mo Sa Hangin’https://t.co/ebBpqhSK76
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
The goddess eventually grew lonely
After seeing her creations, she felt incomplete. She felt that something’s missing — the entity to rule all things she created. Hence, the Man and the Woman.
verbatim from Miss Geronimus: “It Takes a Man and a Woman, but they’re non-gender binaryâ€https://t.co/DibvCys7TC
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
But in her head, as she sees her creations today, the man and the woman was her Sweetest Mistake. https://t.co/vt5jibaGKi
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
Today, she reminds mankind of careful family planning with "Anak". A hardworking God, Madame Geronimus is.https://t.co/DLqTvv8Yrd
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
One day, she’ll come back to save us from damnation
The Earth today is just waiting for her second coming to save us all from our sins, and from there, she promised,
Magliliwanag Rin… Muli.https://t.co/EujJFLx7zX
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
Where she is today, what her plans are, and what her ultimate power is, will forever remain a mystery.https://t.co/JbezQBZuxk
— Jimmy Khalo (@kimmillave) October 24, 2018
All hail the one true Divine Being
