This hilarious Twitter thread explains how Sarah G created the universe

Gelo Lasin

Barely a few days after stanning Nadine Lustre as the President of the Philippines, Twitter seems to have moved on to bigger stuff, as it’s now amusingly hailing Sarah Geronimo as the Creator of the universe.

Twitter user @kimmillave even has a thread which tells a Sarah G themed ‘Story of Creation’ by referencing the pop star’s extensive discography – and it’s honestly pretty brilliant.


In the beginning, there was nothing, but then…


As great as she was, Her Almighty wasn’t always perfect


But as we all know, she’s too fab to be put down


The goddess eventually grew lonely


One day, she’ll come back to save us from damnation


All hail the one true Divine Being