We’ve all been there
We’ve all had that one irritating teacher that we would’ve LOOOVED to roast the hell out of, but out of sheer respect (or fear of getting kicked out), we decided to shut our mouths instead.
But in ‘Kung Pwede Lang’ - a short flick by ‘Vincentiments’ - one student unleashes every clapback we’ve been dying to say to our terror profs.
And it’s all too hilariously real
"KPL"Kung Pwede LangA @Darryl Yap ShortFilmPara sa Gurong tinuruan kang maging malakas at matibay; pinapahiya ka tuwing bumabagsak ka sa pagsusulit pero hindi mo naman siya pinahiya kahit hindi pa siya pumapasa sa board exam.Now, a simple short film shot and edited in 6 hours by SAWAKAS SHORTS and VinCentiments main man Vincent L. AsisThis is SAWAKAS AGAW-EKSENA PROJECT,translating original stage performances to short films.Starring SAWAKAS PAST ACTORS GUILD PRESIDENT Loren Montemayor MarinasTEAM | Lhance Jeweel Lintag Aldhen Padilla Janelle Kae Atenia Michael D Catindig Maristle Crisella Ledda Maxyn Nicole Co Ching Jellai Joenelle Francis Alegado Viviene S. Nanquil Eunice Sese Diestro Steven Hans Lopez Neil Villanueva Jobelyn Marie Manuel Arel Kian U. Ebana and with the special participation of Direk Roanna Marie Mercado Special thanks to Romeo Sanchez for the song "Putang ina mo song"#KPL #AGAWEKSENA8This is a non profit project.No copyright infringement.
Posted by VinCentiments on Wednesday, 25 July 2018
We stan and live for these lines:
1. ‘Anong akala mo mam, pagtapos nang klase namin, ikaw parin iniisip namin?’
‘Gusto mo pag uwi namin, student parin kami? Bawal ako maging ate???’
2. ‘Hindi ako machine! Hindi ako Machiiineee!!!’
‘Akala mo ba ikaw lang inaatupag ko?’
3. Kaka-break ko lang kay Billy Jake!
‘Wala ba akong karapatan mabroken muna? Matulala? Tumingin sa malayo?!’
4. ‘Feeling mo major ka? Minor ka lang!’
‘Kung makapag PT ka, akala mo nag ddoktor na kami’
5. Tuwing magpapa xerox, naniningil ka nang 3 pesos kada page
‘San galing ang papel? Sa puno nang cherry blossom sa japan? Yung ink? Ink nang kauna unahang octopus na naging takoyaki?’
This gut-busting film - directed by Daniel Yap and stars Loren Marinas - is another addition to a long line of viral short films by ‘Vincentiments’.
You can view the rest here.
