We Rate Dogs is as straightforward as it gets
The popular Twitter account rates dogs, albeit in the weirdest (and most amusing) way possible. It’ll judge adorable, user-submitted pictures of puppers on a scale of one to ten, but oftentimes chooses to go overboard with final scores like 13/10.
It then combines its bizarre ratings with the most random ‘verdicts’ ever. The entire shtick is pretty funny, which is no surprise why it has over 7.4 million followers and counting.
Check it out
This is Chester. He will help you check out. Hopes you found everything you were looking for today. Wondering if you’d like to donate a dollar to the good boy fund. 13/10 I would, yes pic.twitter.com/5Ka5zTx1LF
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 17, 2018
This is Annabelle. She hopes you’re doing alright. Available for a soft hug and maybe some cuddles if you need it. 12/10 yes please pic.twitter.com/Q0GuVqsrSZ
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 16, 2018
This is Milton. He’s a firefighter. Likes to drive the truck. Hoping to grow into his uniform soon. 14/10 heroic as h*ck pic.twitter.com/ZbHNTu7iap
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 14, 2018
This is Winston. He didn’t see the cliff in front of him. Felt like he was falling forever. 13/10 someone help him pic.twitter.com/rRUnqFRO1c
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 11, 2018
This is Sid. He got famous a few years ago for holding a piece of pizza. Wanted to let everyone know he’s still thriving. 14/10 for the pupperoni legend pic.twitter.com/HycwOJM1YH
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 10, 2018
Meet Chilly and Griffin. They have perfected the duo snoozle, a maximization of snuggability. Coziness levels approaching epic pupportions. Both 13/10 pic.twitter.com/trgrGHmMzo
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 5, 2018
This is Greta. She really wanted to show you her sweater. Puppared for any chilly happenings. 14/10 would snug softly pic.twitter.com/cWxdlRfgsL
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 4, 2018
This is Graham. He doesn’t understand why he’s not allowed to climb in the dishwasher. 13/10 just wanted to help pic.twitter.com/jTxcIK7wCB
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) September 13, 2018
My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you… 12/10 pic.twitter.com/FPVHjtyPge
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 29, 2018