My newsfeed is so cluttered with posts about Ross Butler that I could make a coffee table book about the guy, titled “101 Unique (and NSFW) Ways the Internet Describes Ross Butler”
Or something like that.
As a way to solve the ongoing thirst crisis for the Asian-American heartthrob, I’ve decided to make a sizable donation consisting of every desirable snap and vid of the ’13 Reasons Why’ actor that came across my feed.
You’re welcome.