Funko pop, but for big bois

Figurine shop Youtooz has dropped a timely collectible to finally teach you stocks and keep you updated on the whole US GameStop fiasco… probably.

Taking inspo from the ever-popular ‘Stonks‘ meme, the company is rolling out a 5-inch vinyl figure that pays homage to the suit-wearing Wall Street slave – complete with an upward trending arrow amidst an investment portfolio because, you know, stocks and capitalism and all that.

‘Dressed in a black tailored suit and tie, you can be sure that this investor knows what he’s talking about,’ Youtooz writes.

‘Behind the figure is a graph, pointing up and to the right which symbolizes the nonstop growth on the SMEME500.’ Now that’s a company worth investing in.

stonks figure, <b> Crush the stock market with this &#8216;Stonks&#8217; meme figure </b>
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stonks figure, <b> Crush the stock market with this &#8216;Stonks&#8217; meme figure </b>
youtooz.com

The tiny bald Wall Street man is available on the Youtooz website for a cool $30 (PHP 1,440) and comes with free international shipping.

Meanwhile, we can’t deny that there’s something uncanny about using a history-making economical event to make money out of an old meme.

Hold on…

stonks figure, <b> Crush the stock market with this &#8216;Stonks&#8217; meme figure </b>