We’ve gone too far: PH milk tea shop sells pearl-topped fries

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Mankind was a mistake

A MNL-based milk tea shop called ‘The Pearl FajardoΒ has recently come up with a fever dream of a concoction that sums up how far we’ve gone as a species:

Fries. Topped. With. Pearls.

Triple Treat just for you πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›#ThePearl

Posted by The Pearl Fajardo on Wednesday, October 9, 2019

 

Triple Treat just for you πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›#ThePearl

Posted by The Pearl Fajardo on Wednesday, October 9, 2019

 

Dubbed as the ‘Triple Treat‘, we’ve ascended as a species to topping french fries with huge dollops of tapioca balls – because ketchup is too mainstream apparently.

The combination also comes with a serving of milk tea without sinkers – as the pearl is, you know, already served separately.

As expected, pvblic opinion on the ‘Triple Treat‘ was a mix of criticism and amusement bordering on utter disgust:

If your sense of adventure has been piqued, ‘The Pearl Fajardo‘ can be found at 1666 J Fajardo St. Sampaloc, Manila. They haven’t sharedΒ ‘Triple Treat‘s price tag, but it’s already cost us our appetites for now.

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