The hero we deserve
An anonymous social media user is saving people from crappy situations (literally), one post at a time.
‘May Bidet Ba’ is an Instagram account which gives hilariously honest reviews of pvblic restrooms owned by various establishments across the metro. The profile does this by revealing whether or not said restrooms feature the beloved ‘bidet’.
The reviews also have a set of criteria, where each toilet gets judged based on water pressure, cleanliness, and ‘poopability’. For added hilarity, each is given its own amusing summary.
So far, 11 posts have been uploaded to the account, with places ranging from the Manila Polo Club to Starbucks and Samgyupsalamat in Katipunan.
The entire shtick is a weird yet life-saving advocacy we can all get behind because, let’s be honest, using toilet paper after doing the deed IS pretty nasty.