ICYMI, the trailer for the third Spongebob Squarepants movie just dropped. Called ‘Sponge on the Run’, Spongebob and Patrick go on a road trip in search of Gary, who has been ‘snail-napped’.
But the best part about this trailer isn’t the plot, nor is the fact that it’s the first Spongebob film to be fully animated in CG. No, the caveat is Keanu Reeves, who now appears to be Spongebob’s spiritual guide/mentor for the journey.
‘Call me Sage. I’m made out of sage and I am a sage, so it works out pretty well.’ says Keanu Tumbleweed, complete with zen music in the background.
Given that both celebs and the Internet can’t help but fawn about how ‘lovely‘ the 55-year-old actor is in real life, it’s only fitting that Keanu takes on the role of this otherworldly and ethereal figure.
At this point, he practically is.