FUNNY: ‘Jowable 2’ has us ROFL with its Duterte-inspired hugot lines

Gelo Lasin

Mga Kurakantot!

Have you ever been so heartbroken that you would literally go mental on anyone – or anything?

In ‘Jowable 2′ – the much-awaited sequel to Vincentiments’ beloved short film – a very heartbroken (and drunk) Jobelyn Manuel stumbles upon a couple of Pres. Duterte posters.

This triggers her to launch a hilarious tirade of hugot lines inspired by the controversial commander-in-chief

People LOVED the wit and the creative, low-key shades at our current personal and political issues. With lines like these, how could you not?

‘Duda ko, may kasalanan ka kung bakit wala akong jowa’

‘Paano kung yung destiny ko adik? Eh di wala na, patay na?’

Akala ko ba ‘Build Build Build’?

‘Bakit wala naman akong nabi-build na relationship? Bakit parang ‘kill kill kill’?’

‘Ipa-tokhang mo narin yung ang dami dami, sabay sabay ang nililigawan’

‘Dapat sa kanila yung pinakamataas na buwis dahil marami silang pinakikinabangan.’

‘TAX ina niyong lahat!!!’

‘Jowable 2’ is just one in a long line of viral, acclaimed short films by ‘Vincentiments.’ You can watch more of their work here.

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