Jägermeister Cold Brew is proof that God hates us

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Disgusthang

I’ll just put this out there: the Jägermeister is absolutely revolting.

I’ve had my fair share of drinks in my lifetime, so I wouldn’t exactly call myself a liquor prude, but I absolutely fail to see the appeal in drinking this glorified alcoholic cough syrup.

It seems that I’m in the minority, however, as the brand has now dropped its latest insult – a Jägermeister Cold Brew Coffee.

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Each bottle of this abomination reportedly packs a 33% alcohol by volume (ABV) while each shot contains 10% of the caffeine in an average cup of coffee.

The Cold Brew is supposedly best served at -18°C and combines the Jäger’s ’56 herbs, blossoms, roots, and fruits’ with the ‘intense rich Arabica coffee and cacao’ – a thought that instantly wants to make me vomit.

The Jägermeister Cold Brew Coffee – priced at $32.99 (PHP 1712) per liter – will only be sold in the US and in the UK as of the mo, which is proof that God still loves Filipinos.

 

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