ICYMI, the new trailer for ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ just dropped. And while Spidey’s new suit and Mysterio looked really cool, the honest truth is that we don’t really give a damn.
What we really wanted to find out is if our boi, the OG, the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, Tony Stark A.K.A Iron Man is actually alive, since last time we saw him, he wasn’t exactly looking all too peachy.
The rest of the pvblic – who have already analyzed the crap out of the trailer -shares our sentiment.
THEY MENTION IRON MAN OH MY GOD TELL ME HE'S ALIVE I'M BEGGING YOU pic.twitter.com/HhWFuGVUiM
— ʟᴇᴛ ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛᴀʀᴋ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ͏⎊ (@MelineStark) January 15, 2019
that's peter's face when that guy said "he's like iron man". he knows something that we dont. HE KNOWS pic.twitter.com/SewrpplmGm
— ? ? ? ? ? ? (@goldenlukeh) January 15, 2019
happy is there and he looks happy, they made an iron man joke and everything seemed normal, peter didn’t look sad… i’m choosing to believe that tony is well and alive i hope i won’t be boo boo the fucking fool
— c (@starksdany) January 15, 2019
— Rohan Sharma (@rohansharmaX) January 15, 2019
Did people not see the Iron Man movies?
Tony put Pepper in charge of the company so she can sign the checks. It's been that way for years. https://t.co/9ZUkr2D4LE
— Jeremy Conrad (@ManaByte) January 15, 2019
So let’s sum up the Internet’s theories, shall we? Peter Parker didn’t bawl his eyes out when Iron Man was mentioned so Tony’s probably alive. Happee also looks… happy and carefree, so yeah, things might be looking up for our fave Avenger.
But the thing is, we don’t even know WHEN ‘Far From Home’ takes place in the MCU timeline. Just because the flick’s being released AFTER ‘Avengers: Endgame’ doesn’t mean its events happened after.
As Complex pointed out, ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2’ debuted 3 years after the first film, and yet in the MCU, it still took place during the same year. It’s the same with ‘Ant-Man & The Wasp’, and we all know how that turned out.
In the end, it’s pretty futile to learn anything from a two-minute clip that’s meant to be a teaser. So until ‘Endgame’ drops, we’ll just keep our fingers crossed that Tony survives – for our sanity’s sake.
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