This is the most boring country on Earth.
They say you’ll start the day with a good morning. Don’t believe them.
We assure you. It’s going to be one hell of a bumpy ride.
Because you’ll come across some very slippery steps.
And some flooded places that are really crowded.
We have the oddest-looking volcano.
And we don’t have places that look like a screensaver.
Not the friendliest people. #snob
Not the friendliest animals.
Not at all.
This needs at least 3 Instagram filters. Seriously.
This one too. Who cares about a white boat anyway?
Will definitely choose sleep over this. #tooplain #normal
We have the most unimaginative transportation ever. Certainly not charming.
We totally can’t carry a tune.
So we can’t join broadway.
Not even in X-factor UK.
Who would laugh at these comedians? Nobody.
“Beautiful Filipinas” – SAID NO ONE EVER.
Totally not pretty.
Not worth looking at.
The city looks so outdated. There isn’t even anything to see.
Oh, great, some buildings. Damn right old school.
Just some old city. Boring nights. Yawn.
And when all hell breaks loose.
We just dump shit to one another.
We don’t help each other.
We leave everyone out.
Yes, because we are Filipinos.