This year’s State of the Nation Address is upon us, which means the government is about to unveil its plans on how we’ll overcome the flustercluck that is 2020. But since the speech is will be delivered by President Duterte, expect hours-long rants on drugs, veeruses, and other nonsensical ramblings that’ll make you pray for 2022.
Fortunately, parody page Malacañang Events and Catering Services created a drinking game to make the occasion a little bit more bearable. The game is pretty daunting, as it covers pretty much every Duterte-ism known to man. Take a shot every time he curses (game over), a drink when he panders to China (no survivors), and empty the bottle every time he lovingly addresses Bong Go (*writes our last will*).
— Malacañang Events and Catering Services (@MalacananEvents) July 26, 2020
Judging by Duterte’s past speeches, we can expect symptoms of liver failure or alcohol poisoning within the first hour. But hey, if we’re going to get wrecked by inane tirades anyway, we might as well add some alcohol and fun into the mix.