Ah, bitterness

In case you’ve got some bad blood for someone during this Valentine’s Day, the San Antonio Zoo in Texas is dropping an event that’ll surely ease your bitter heart.

‘Cry Me A Cockroach’ is as simple and evil as it gets: you buy a cockroach to name after someone you despise and then proceed to watch it get brutally devoured by various zoo animals. Oh, the spirit of Valentine’s.

Apparently, the San Antonio Zoo has been doing this for years, as they charge $5 (PHP240) per cockroach. If you’re feeling extra spiteful, a $20 (PHP 960) frozen rat variant is also available for your equally frozen heart.

And because not all of us can book a flight to Texas right now, the San Antonio Zoo is also streaming the killings via Facebook Live right smack on February 14.

Make sure you’re not eating anything while watching their promo vid