Heads up, IATF! If you’re planning to bombard us with a hundred more quarantine variations for the rest of the year, we gotchu fam.
Web Developer Raims Cabrera has created the Philippine Community Quarantine Name Generator, which exactly does what it says. Simply click the Generate Quarantine Name button and the site will randomly generate titles for your agency’s next lockdown.
The names stay true to the spirit of our previous quarantine editions: they’re weird, inane, but undeniably hilarious. Maybe it’s just us feeling desensitized, but we’d probably just accept reality and chuckle if ever a ‘Sheer Casual’, ‘Indiscriminate and Rough’, or a ‘Medyo Dirty’ lockdown got announced in the next coming weeks.