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In case you had to endure the never-ending queries about your weight/love life/marital status during the quarantined holidays, Singapore-based brand @wheniwasfour_sg has got the perfect protection for you – literally and figuratively.

The brand has rolled out bright red Chinese New Year-themed cloth masks written with quick rebuttals for your ever-nosy titos and titas.

The masks come in three variants in Singapore’s Malay language, such as ‘Happy new year. I still do not want to get married’, ‘Happy new year, I still do not want to have a child’, and ‘Happy new year. I do not have a boyfriend, I do not have a girlfriend.

Hey, at least we said happy new year?

chinese new year boyfriend masks, <b> &#8216;Happy new year. I do not have a boyfriend&#8217;: These masks can shut down chismosa relatives </b>
Instagram – @wheniwasfour_sg

 

chinese new year boyfriend masks, <b> &#8216;Happy new year. I do not have a boyfriend&#8217;: These masks can shut down chismosa relatives </b>
Instagram – @wheniwasfour_sg

The gag masks are currently only being sold in their Singapore shop for $10.40, or PHP 370. While Wheniwasfour does offer worldwide shipping, we’re kinda down to make our own makeshift takes on the brilliant idea.

How about ‘wala po ba kayong rereto diyan‘?

chinese new year boyfriend masks, <b> &#8216;Happy new year. I do not have a boyfriend&#8217;: These masks can shut down chismosa relatives </b>