In case you had to endure the never-ending queries about your weight/love life/marital status during the quarantined holidays, Singapore-based brand @wheniwasfour_sg has got the perfect protection for you – literally and figuratively.
The brand has rolled out bright red Chinese New Year-themed cloth masks written with quick rebuttals for your ever-nosy titos and titas.
The masks come in three variants in Singapore’s Malay language, such as ‘Happy new year. I still do not want to get married’, ‘Happy new year, I still do not want to have a child’, and ‘Happy new year. I do not have a boyfriend, I do not have a girlfriend.‘
Hey, at least we said happy new year?
The gag masks are currently only being sold in their Singapore shop for $10.40, or PHP 370. While Wheniwasfour does offer worldwide shipping, we’re kinda down to make our own makeshift takes on the brilliant idea.
How about ‘wala po ba kayong rereto diyan‘?