In case you’re not in the loop, Carlo Aquino is now starring alongside Nadine Lustre’s new film ‘Ulan.’
Judging by the limited set teasers so far, it looks like the pair will be portraying college students from a certain prestigious university in Diliman.
But since the cast and crew have been notoriously tight-lipped about the entire flick since production began, Twitter took it upon itself to create hilarious guesses about the film’s plot – and share a few hugots as well.
Carlo is a ghost, confirmed
Si Carlo Aquino yung tipong college student na naging crush ko kasi hingi nang hingi ng business pad tapos soon magpapakilala sayo, magpapaturo tungkol sa philosophy, at magpapahiram ng book hanggang sa ma-fall ka, and at the end of the sem hindi ka na kilala…. https://t.co/S25vfvY0E8
— mishyfish 🐳 (@michpaual) October 17, 2018
We’re getting a ‘Goyo’ vibe here
Carlo Aquino is that cute GE classmate that sparks your interest and always says the right things and is always endearingly charming but surprise he’s like that to everyone and umasa kang special ka so sinong tanga ngayon
— clara (@irresolutemind) October 15, 2018
Ilabas mo lang sis. Therapeutic yan
Ugh Carlo Aquino looks like that dude I fell in love with because he was just so down to earth and jologs kind of funny (my type) and simple lang ang buhay at mahal na mahal yung mama niya pero in the end di niya pala ako kayang panindigan kasi duwag siya ANO BA https://t.co/kNw4ubDoxT
— locus xandi (@xandicheeks) October 16, 2018
The silent killer
Very apt yung mga Paolo Avelino at Carlo Aquino as UP student characters 'no. Sila yung mga upperclass mong laging may smiley pag nagchat tapos cooperative sa group works tapos pag party puta minimum of 3 yung nakaka-momol pic.twitter.com/ThLnnTjJqB
— Seth (@sethlucena) October 16, 2018
There’s actually a term for that. It starts with a ‘fucc’ and ends with a ‘boi’
Only UP students will understand
Carlo Aquino entered UP in 2012 and spent three years in geodetic engg before he realized he wanted to study three-dimensional art so he shifted to art stud and met Nadine, an FA girl, when she took a Sofie Guillermo class as an elective and they spend lunches eating in Vinzons https://t.co/2nGwGScMxZ
— Lakan (@immanuellakant) October 16, 2018
Carlo Aquino is actually a peddler going from classroom to classroom to sell his goods. If you open his bag, you’ll find his stash of dried mangos, otap and barquillos. He frequents AS, Engg and is often seen near the Vanguard Bldg walking to Commonwealth.
— Kupal Sa Gig (@KupalSaGig) October 17, 2018
M. Night Shyamalan over here
we been thinking carlo aquino is a student all this time but what if he’s a pROF
— clara (@irresolutemind) October 16, 2018
When you know he’s bad, but you just can’t resist
Kung UST to… si Carlo Aquino yung taga commerce/AB na alam mong bad news kasi tambay to ng Dapitan or Antonio pag free cut pero crush pa rin siya ng bayan kasi siya ung ginagamit ng mga org para magrecruit tuwing R101 tas gwapo lagi ng pic niya sa mga org DP blast https://t.co/NsW1eCkME4
— Justine Danielle (@perksofjustine) October 17, 2018
Even Nadine’s Maya got her share of theories as well
Nadine lustre is that freshie trying desperately to continue her streak of good grades to meet her parent’s expectations while adjusting to college realities and culture. While Carlo Aquino is that veteran that will give her a new perspective in life. https://t.co/143VB8Vkhz
— D.R. (@ShogarDaddy) October 16, 2018
Nadine came from a private all-girls school and was culture shocked by FA and entering her 2nd year thought she wouldn’t make any lasting relationships until Carlo asks to photocopy her notes after class and then it rains forcing them to stay in the AS lobby and talk
— Lakan (@immanuellakant) October 16, 2018
But seriously, asking the real questions here
How did a 33 year old Carlo Aquino pass off as a UP college student and even gets paired with Nadine Lustre????????? fountain of youth found dead https://t.co/tUTzKS4Xm0
— ً (@raphaelmiguel) October 15, 2018
Eat your heart out, kolehiyalas
