8 April Fools products we wish were legit

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Brands rode the April Fools hype train pretty hard yesterday as they created a bunch of fake, viral products that were just way too good to be true. From milk tea candies to alcoholic taho, here are the best April Fools products we wish were legit.

Durian and Pinipig-flavored condoms

In a way, these kinda summarize what sex really is: Weird, sometimes smelly, but oftentimes, delish.

 

KFC’s Quadruple Down

This would prob be the most sinful sandwich in the history of mankind – and I’ll still chow down on these bad boys in a heartbeat.

Maxx Milk Tea Candy

These could have been the answer to the age-old dilemma: ‘What happens if our broke asses can’t satisfy our milk tea addiction?’

 

Four-Wheeled Angkas

I have not – and will never – ride those deathtraps they call motorcycles. These might convince me otherwise.

 

McDonald’s Milk Shake sauce pots

Yes, some people love dipping their fries on milkshakes or ice creams. No, it’s def not weird.

 

Pornhub’s Baterade

It’s basically Pornhub’s answer to Gatorade, if Gatorade was a miracle elixir that allowed couples to have multiple…erm… ‘sessions’ in the bedroom.

 

Default Café Pub’s ‘Holy Spirit’

It’s 100% ethyl alcohol mixed with Cuervo, Empi, Gin, Jack Daniels, Red Horse, Jager & 151. My head hurts just thinking about it.

HOLY SPIRIT | Para mga nagsasabi na kayang kaya daw i-shot ang Lucifer, eto na katapat niyo.Introducing the Holy Spirit. Magdasal-dasal na kayo.

تم النشر بواسطة ‏‎Default: Cafe Pub‎‏ في الأحد، ٣١ مارس ٢٠١٩

 

The Bar’s new flavors

Getting drunk on taho is the concept that we never knew we needed. Make. This. Happen.

Beat the summer heat with the new refreshing flavors of The BaR! #TheBaRPremiumGinDRINK RESPONSIBLY

تم النشر بواسطة ‏‎The Bar‎‏ في الأحد، ٣١ مارس ٢٠١٩

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