Reasons Why Filipino Christmas Is The Absolute Worst

We The Pvblic

Thank God we are Filipinos.

We got zero anticipation.

christmas payong we the pvblicPH STREETS DURING JUNE and PH STREETS DURING CHRISTMAS = SAME

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See? 

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How ill-prepared can we be? Ugh.

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TV stations give zero fucks about it. JXHTsp

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And we didn’t shape our whole #EpicChristmasFeels to one epic christmas album. Never.

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Simbang Gabi Tradition is boring AF. 

gangsta-simbang-gabiThat’s why no one attends it. 

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image via mb.com

It feels more of a drag than to enjoy it. 

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And never in our cynic minds thought of immortalizing the nativity scene.

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Because we don’t want to be reminded of the most hated season ever. 

tumblr_mwopvjZbH01qcirt0o3_250Pinoy christmas parties were never fun.  

598478_4071062931474_1077540003_nWhat a cold, cold party we have here.

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Pretty damn cold.

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image via oregonlive.com

For sure.

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image via ozzienews.com

What a depressing sight. 

 

Gift-giving is a total waste of time. 

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Not even a decent meal. 

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image via discoverph.com

Not delicious. 

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image via gmanetwork.com

Pass.

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image via newsinfo.inquirer.net

Because at the end of it all. It’s not about love. 

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Not about happiness.

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image via positivelyfilipino.com

Not about gratitude and respect. 

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image via abejero.net

And not about family.

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image via travelfoodfinds.com

That is why obviously…

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image via timeglobalspin.com

It is the absolute worst.

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image via worldtime.com

 

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